Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What table can you never sit at?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?