What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What birds make average students?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?