Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?