What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?