Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
We had a discussion about roses.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?