Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How are teens like cats?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which relative loves rice?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call an old snowman?