What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do insects learn at school?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?