Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?