What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Did you know about April 1st?