What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?