What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Do you know the name Pavlov?