What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?