What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where was Noah born?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?