What do you call an angry monkey?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?