What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cats wear to work?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How is life like toilet paper?