Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do novels go to have a good time?