What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?