What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?