Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do cats love to work?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?