What birds always travel in twos?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?