What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is the strongest animal?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which singer could always break a five?