Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the sick chicken say?