Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How is life like toilet paper?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the mirror cross the road?