What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are winter days great?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?