Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do frogs get to work?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which family member has tusks?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?