Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is furniture so generous?
Shoutout to my grandma!