What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?