Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did you learn in school today, son?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?