Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are cars magic?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?