Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?