Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.