What do you call a smelly horse?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?