What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the bee sad?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How long do chickens work?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?