What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?