What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?