What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?