Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?