What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?