Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a frog's favorite year?