What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Which is the worst season?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do snowmen get information?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?