What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the foal cough?