What building always gets stains on it?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's black and white and goes around and around?