What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?