What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What fish only swims at night?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?