Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How is cat food sold?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?