Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What condiment has wings?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?