What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?