Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?