What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are cars magic?