Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What day is your mom always right?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?