Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where are average things manufactured?