Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call the successful dog detective?