Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What was the first animal in space?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?