What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
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Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
When does a horse talk?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?