What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do horses say to greet each other?