Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?