What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?