Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?