Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
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How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?