What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?