Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is an insect's favorite game?