Why do mice need oiling?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you arrest a pig?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?