How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?