Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
