Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What birds make average students?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why is a computer so smart?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?