Why didn't the melons get married?
Which insect is the smartest?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is the best day to go to the beach?