Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the frog starve?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?