Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
It's allergy season again?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the most expensive plate in church?