What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do birds threaten one another?
What was the first animal in space?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call two birds in love?