Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do football players deal with their problems?