Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?