What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?