Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?