Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?