What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?