Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a doll's favorite car?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?