What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Why is winter considered holy?
How does a barber get to work?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do math teachers love March?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?