What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What condiment has wings?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?