What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which family member is always relieved?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do math teachers eat?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?