How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the opposite of irony?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do fall and winter say hello?