How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
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What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
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