What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?