What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is summer always sad?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a hike across the universe?