What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do animals blend into the desert?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the broom late for school?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?